Your horn is just not shiny enough…yet. It appears that you’re in need of one-hundred-fourty-four square inches of lint-free, double-fleeced, microfiber glory.
Choose any color you want - as long as it’s red.
Decorative lunchtime bib, sleeping bag for pet rock, cape for very small matador, floppy origami sheet, make your own pants (18 cloths should be enough). Choose your own adventure, folks.