We're surrounded by Idiots.
Use this tape to block civilians from entering a potentially dangerous Idiot Zone. This official Yellow Tape keeps the Crime Scene intact and all the Idiots within, safe from everything but ridicule. People will gasp when you start to unroll this 50 ft roll of Tape and it ain't the same old "Caution" tape they expect. Turn heads and make every situation a little more criminal than the next. Made of Yellow vinyl and durable enough to prove a point again and again.